A guy sitting in a local bar, leans over to another guy and says,"Wanna hear a Texan joke?"
The guy next to him replied" Well, cowboy, before you tell that joke, you oughta know somethun. I'm 6-2, weigh 250 pounds and I'm a Texan." He goes on," And the guy sitting next to me is 6-4, 275 pounds and he's a Texan. And you know somethun else, fella? The guy sitting next to him is 6-6 and weighs 300 pounds and he's a Texan, too. "Now do you still want to tell that joke?" he asks the cowboy.
"Nah, I don't wanna have to explain it three times."