A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would grant each of them one wish. The wife wanted to travel all around the world. The fairy waved her wand and voila!, she had tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment and then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and voila!, he was 90.
I phoned a business the other day and was surprised to hear the voice on the other end say: "Our answering machine is out of order. This is the secretary speaking."